Post by spitjock on May 24, 2012 14:22:42 GMT -5
Sybarite
I'm in love with chocolate,
I'm in love with cake.
I'm in love with chips, and cheese,
And anything they make,
With lots and lots of sugar,
Or high cholesterol.
Much too rich, and far too much
I do my best to eat it all.
And so I lie here on the sofa,
Dipping crisps in molten fudge.
I will let my body run to fat,
While my brains dissolve to sludge.
So won't you bring me two pavlovas?
And fried eggs, doused in salt!
Thus, when I die young,
At least I'll know,
That it was my own fault.
I'm in love with chocolate,
I'm in love with cake.
I'm in love with chips, and cheese,
And anything they make,
With lots and lots of sugar,
Or high cholesterol.
Much too rich, and far too much
I do my best to eat it all.
And so I lie here on the sofa,
Dipping crisps in molten fudge.
I will let my body run to fat,
While my brains dissolve to sludge.
So won't you bring me two pavlovas?
And fried eggs, doused in salt!
Thus, when I die young,
At least I'll know,
That it was my own fault.