Post by Devi145 on May 4, 2003 11:33:33 GMT -5
LOL this is for my friend Bixxie, he uses this kissy face on aim that reminds me of donald duck in drag...here ya goes.
We all know on those late night cartoon days, Donald D. goes down to the bar and sits there to brag. But after a couple of drinks he can not deny, his beautiful obnoxious, feminine side. He smears on the bright red lip stick, slides on the curly blonde wig, slips on the pretty red dress that compliments his non existant curves, he struts about for the embarasment he deserves...All the cartoons chuckle and some gag, they know they're going to see something so wrong, because now Daffy Duck is trying to shag! and he doesnt realize that the lady he is trying to score with, is really Donald Duck druck in drag...so sad when cartoons get drunk and their true side comes around, you just want to hide it! and pretend like that side was never found. So "Donna" and Daffy Duck seclude themselves at a lonely candle lit table, they talk and they flirt when suddenly who happens to come into this fable? Daisy Duck upset and crying, she sits at a table far away enough intended for spying..... she watches her boyfriend dazzle the Daffy, caress him and kiss him sharing his taffy. She gets up the strength and the nerve, walks over to Donald slaps him and calls him a perve! Daffy looks at her surprised and in shock, they leave the bar with Donald retreating and trying to block, the slapping and the hitting, while shes screaming and forbidding...Daffy sits there alone as Johnny Bravo sputters....Hey man! you just tried to clean out another duck's gutters! All the cartoons laugh and giggle, some run out with tears and others lower their heads into a paper bag...cuz Daffy just found out, Donald Duck was in drag!
We all know on those late night cartoon days, Donald D. goes down to the bar and sits there to brag. But after a couple of drinks he can not deny, his beautiful obnoxious, feminine side. He smears on the bright red lip stick, slides on the curly blonde wig, slips on the pretty red dress that compliments his non existant curves, he struts about for the embarasment he deserves...All the cartoons chuckle and some gag, they know they're going to see something so wrong, because now Daffy Duck is trying to shag! and he doesnt realize that the lady he is trying to score with, is really Donald Duck druck in drag...so sad when cartoons get drunk and their true side comes around, you just want to hide it! and pretend like that side was never found. So "Donna" and Daffy Duck seclude themselves at a lonely candle lit table, they talk and they flirt when suddenly who happens to come into this fable? Daisy Duck upset and crying, she sits at a table far away enough intended for spying..... she watches her boyfriend dazzle the Daffy, caress him and kiss him sharing his taffy. She gets up the strength and the nerve, walks over to Donald slaps him and calls him a perve! Daffy looks at her surprised and in shock, they leave the bar with Donald retreating and trying to block, the slapping and the hitting, while shes screaming and forbidding...Daffy sits there alone as Johnny Bravo sputters....Hey man! you just tried to clean out another duck's gutters! All the cartoons laugh and giggle, some run out with tears and others lower their heads into a paper bag...cuz Daffy just found out, Donald Duck was in drag!
thanks for the replies, i like hearing feedback on my ridiculous crap lol