Illuminati Transgendered

[sylvialaugh]

So precocious also nauseous
Act like you invented the wheel.
I applaud what you've accomplished.
Too bad you've never made me feel

As if you meant a word you said.
For such an asshole you're so in your head.
So bravo baby! You've been chosen.
Still on ice your souls been frozen

Your sales pitch is so adorable
Former friends though, know you're horrible.
Know that you're not on the level
Made a pact with someone's devil

Flashing all those trending signs
While poorly imitating mine
You stole my old schtick, now with it youre stuck.
When your name comes up I just think "YUCK!"

Mr. Pro Environmental!
Mr. Oh so sentimental
Mystery solved! You learned to schmooze a
Miserable clutch of satanic JEWS!

Your one eyed demon possession is naff.
And only makes me want to laugh.
Just know that when you win the Tony
I'll still know you're a total phony

Sincerely read intellectual platitudes
As faux and as trite as your humble attitude.
There! Ive just given you enough of my breath.
At the end of the day you just bore me to death